Cute Quips

SIGNS TO LIVE BY

    *   A clean conscience
    *   makes a soft pillow.
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    *   A family altar can alter a family.
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    *   A lot of kneeling
    *   will keep you in good standing.
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    *   Are you wrinkled with burden?
    *   Come on into Church for a faith lift!
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    *   Be ye fishers of men.
    *   You catch them
    *   and He will clean them.
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    *   Coincidence is when
    *   God chooses to remain anonymous.
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     *   Do your best
    *   and then sleep in peace.
    *   God is Awake.
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    *   Don't put a question mark
    *   where God put a period.
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    *   Don't wait for 6 strong men
    *   to take you to church.
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    *   Exercise daily.
   *   Walk with the Lord!
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    *   Fear knocked.
    *   Faith answered.
    *   No one was there.
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    *   For all you do,
    *   His Blood's for you!
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    *   Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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    *   Give God what's right,
    *   not what's left!
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    *   Give Satan an inch
    *   and he'll be a ruler.
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    *   God doesn't call the qualified,
    *   He qualifies the called.
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    *   God doesn't want shares of your life;
    *   He wants controlling interest!
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    *   God grades on the cross,
    *   not the curve.
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    *   God loves everyone,
    *   but probably prefers
    *   fruits of the spirit
    *   over religious nuts!
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    *   God promises a safe landing,
    *   not a calm passage.
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    *   Having truth decay?
    *   Brush up on your Bible!
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    *   He who angers you, controls you!
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    *   He who is good at making excuses
    *   is seldom good for anything else.
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    *   He who kneels before God
    *   can stand before anyone!
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    *   If God is your Co-pilot -
    *   Swap seats!
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    *   In the sentence of life
    *   the Devil may be a comma,
    *   but DO NOT let him
    *   be the PERIOD!
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    *   Kindness is difficult to give away
    *   because it keeps coming back.
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    *   Man's way
    *   leads to a hopeless end!
    *   God's way
    *   leads to an endless hope!
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    *   Most people want to serve God,
    *   but only in an advisory capacity.
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    *   Never give the devil a ride!
    *   He will always want to drive!
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    *   Nothing ruins the truth
    *   like stretching it.
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    *   Plan ahead.
    *   It wasn't raining
    *   when Noah built the ark.
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    *   Pray is a four letter word
    *   that you can say anywhere.
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    *   Prayer -
    *   Don't give God instructions -
    *   just report for duty!
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    *   Read The Bible...
    *   It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
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    *   The task ahead of us
    *   is never as great as
    *   the Power behind us.
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    *   The Will of God
    *   will never take you
    *   to where the Grace of God
    *   will not protect you.
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    *   This Church is Prayer Conditioned!
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    *   To be almost saved
    *   is to be totally lost.
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    *   Walmart isn't the only saving place!
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    *   WARNING:
    *   Exposure to the Son
    *   may prevent burning!
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    *   Watch your step carefully!
    *   Everyone else does!
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    *   We don't change the message,
    *   the message changes us.
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    *   We set the sail;
    *   God makes the wind.
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    *   We're too blessed to be depressed.
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    *   When God ordains, He sustains.
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    *   Wisdom has two parts:
    *    1) Having a lot to say.
    *    2) Not saying it.
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    *   Worry is the darkroom in which
    *  negatives; are developed.
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    *  You can tell how big a person is
    *  by what it takes to discourage him.